Magical Mystery Ride

✨ The Offering

Step into a world where fantasy meets reality. I am your personal portal into a network of artists, mystics, erotic adventurers, somatic sages, and soul-expanding experiences. Whether you're seeking sensual liberation, spiritual elevation, deep healing, or simply a break from the mundane — I’ll get you there, and I’ll do it with sparkle, reverence, and style.

💫 What You Receive

You choose the vibe. I make the magic happen.

1. Curated Experience Design

  • I match you with aligned events, retreats, parties, workshops, or rituals.

  • I handle the research, the invitations, the logistics, and the aesthetic touches.

  • Whether you want to attend solo, as a couple, or with a group — I tailor the experience to your desires.

2. Integration of Support

  • Choose your level of accompaniment:

    • Guide (In-Person): I travel with you and serve as companion, guide, and co-conspirator in joy.

    • Guardian (Remote): I provide prep calls, intention setting, text support during, and integration afterward.

3. Personal Ritual & Energetic Prep

  • Intention-setting ceremony

  • Somatic or spiritual coaching to prepare your body and nervous system

  • Post-event debriefing and energetic grounding

🔮 Possible Destinations

  • Erotic temples & play parties

  • Queer ecstatic dance retreats

  • Sacred kink immersions

  • Psychedelic-assisted therapy journeys (with vetted guides)

  • Somatic or tantra trainings

  • Artistic freak-fests and magical gatherings

  • And more, depending on your desires and timing

🗓 How to Book

  1. Submit an Inquiry – Let me know your timeframe, location (or desire to be surprised), intention, and desired budget.

  2. Connection Call – We vibe-check, and I get to know your desires, edges, and non-negotiables.

  3. Receive Your Itinerary – I present you with a curated adventure plan.

  4. We Ride the Mystery – You embark on a transformational experience, with me by your side or in your pocket.

💌 Who This Is For

  • The curious, courageous, and cosmically inclined

  • Those craving transformation through experience, not just theory

  • People who want to play in the edge realms, but with guidance, grounding, and heart

  • Lovers of beauty, eros, community, and magic


💰 Pricing Structure

This offering includes multiple components:

1. Your Trip Costs

  • Event, retreat, or play party tickets

  • Your travel and lodging

2. My Trip Costs (if I’m joining you)

  • Flights, travel time, accommodations, and transport

  • Event ticket (if applicable)

3. My Service Fee

This covers my time, creativity, presence, emotional labor, and expertise.

Guide: $600–$1,200+

For planning, curation, and remote support (I don't attend in person).

Includes:

  • Intake call

  • Research, curation & event matching

  • Personalized itinerary + recommendations

  • Travel & lodging booking support

  • 1 prep session (intention, styling, etc.)

  • Text support before/during

  • 1 integration session post-event

  • $600: for a 1–2 day experience

  • $1,200+: for multi-day retreats

🌹 Guardian: $1,500-$3,500+

Includes everything above, plus:

  • Full presence during the experience

  • Emotional/spiritual holding

  • On-site navigation of social/erotic/emergent dynamics

  • Gentle ritual facilitation if desired

  • Styling support, vibes, companionship

  • $1,500: for a 1–2 day local experience

  • $3,500+: for multi-day or deeply intimate journeys

🪄 Add-Ons (Optional)

  • Custom Ritual Kit: $75–$150

  • Costume Styling: $100–$300

  • Group Curation / Friend Matchmaking: $200–$500

  • Ongoing Integration Sessions: $150/session or $400 for a 3-pack

Need something simpler? Dreaming of something even bigger? Let’s talk.