Magical Mystery Ride
✨ The Offering
Step into a world where fantasy meets reality. I am your personal portal into a network of artists, mystics, erotic adventurers, somatic sages, and soul-expanding experiences. Whether you're seeking sensual liberation, spiritual elevation, deep healing, or simply a break from the mundane — I’ll get you there, and I’ll do it with sparkle, reverence, and style.
💫 What You Receive
You choose the vibe. I make the magic happen.
1. Curated Experience Design
I match you with aligned events, retreats, parties, workshops, or rituals.
I handle the research, the invitations, the logistics, and the aesthetic touches.
Whether you want to attend solo, as a couple, or with a group — I tailor the experience to your desires.
2. Integration of Support
Choose your level of accompaniment:
Guide (In-Person): I travel with you and serve as companion, guide, and co-conspirator in joy.
Guardian (Remote): I provide prep calls, intention setting, text support during, and integration afterward.
3. Personal Ritual & Energetic Prep
Intention-setting ceremony
Somatic or spiritual coaching to prepare your body and nervous system
Post-event debriefing and energetic grounding
🔮 Possible Destinations
Erotic temples & play parties
Queer ecstatic dance retreats
Sacred kink immersions
Psychedelic-assisted therapy journeys (with vetted guides)
Somatic or tantra trainings
Artistic freak-fests and magical gatherings
And more, depending on your desires and timing
🗓 How to Book
Submit an Inquiry – Let me know your timeframe, location (or desire to be surprised), intention, and desired budget.
Connection Call – We vibe-check, and I get to know your desires, edges, and non-negotiables.
Receive Your Itinerary – I present you with a curated adventure plan.
We Ride the Mystery – You embark on a transformational experience, with me by your side or in your pocket.
💌 Who This Is For
The curious, courageous, and cosmically inclined
Those craving transformation through experience, not just theory
People who want to play in the edge realms, but with guidance, grounding, and heart
Lovers of beauty, eros, community, and magic
💰 Pricing Structure
This offering includes multiple components:
1. Your Trip Costs
Event, retreat, or play party tickets
Your travel and lodging
2. My Trip Costs (if I’m joining you)
Flights, travel time, accommodations, and transport
Event ticket (if applicable)
3. My Service Fee
This covers my time, creativity, presence, emotional labor, and expertise.
✨ Guide: $600–$1,200+
For planning, curation, and remote support (I don't attend in person).
Includes:
Intake call
Research, curation & event matching
Personalized itinerary + recommendations
Travel & lodging booking support
1 prep session (intention, styling, etc.)
Text support before/during
1 integration session post-event
$600: for a 1–2 day experience
$1,200+: for multi-day retreats
🌹 Guardian: $1,500-$3,500+
Includes everything above, plus:
Full presence during the experience
Emotional/spiritual holding
On-site navigation of social/erotic/emergent dynamics
Gentle ritual facilitation if desired
Styling support, vibes, companionship
$1,500: for a 1–2 day local experience
$3,500+: for multi-day or deeply intimate journeys
🪄 Add-Ons (Optional)
Custom Ritual Kit: $75–$150
Costume Styling: $100–$300
Group Curation / Friend Matchmaking: $200–$500
Ongoing Integration Sessions: $150/session or $400 for a 3-pack
Need something simpler? Dreaming of something even bigger? Let’s talk.